THE PAKKU STORY

  After reading this title you may think that this is a story of some ripen fruits, some cute animal or bird.

You are partially right. this is the story of a big social animal, i.e human beings. 

This is a story of one of my college friends who`s nickname is PAKKU(Meaning:-Most PAKKAU person). Generally, it is a trend that a nickname is given by someone of your close friends, relatives, or family members. but in my friend's case, that is not the case. we had conducted a general meeting of our friends and by mutual consent of all of us, we told SUMEL KUMAR that, AAJ SE TERA NAAM PAKKU HAI. And SUMEL KUMAR didn't object to this name. After that general meeting, SUMEL KUMAR became PAKKU for the rest of his college days or From my collegemate's point of view he will be called PAKKU till his last breath.

Why were we mutually decided to call him PAKKU?

Why SUMEL KUMAR didn't object to that nickname?

What are the distinctive features of SUMEL KUMAR that made him PAKKU?

We will know all these answers in this story. 

PAKKU is a guy with 5.6 feet in height, with a football like belly, and he has small eyes. sometimes while talking and laughing, his eyes were not visible.

 We were in college where if you put your step outside your room or building you have to follow the specific dress code like, peak cap on head with white half shirts with epaulets on the shoulder and black paint in legs with black shoes and shocks in the foot at day time till 5PM &DINNER TIME, and after 5PM you can wear anything but shoes were compulsory to wear.

Our rooms or building was the only place where no dress code was followed.

PAKKU, I, AJAY & VIMAL YADAV was roommates. I was started to observe PAKKU When our college was decided to give uniforms. Warden told us that he will distribute the uniform at 5PM. In the excitement of collecting uniforms, our batchmates started forming a line at 4:30 PM only, at the wardens' office. Our roommates were punctual guys we came at 5PM near the warden's office and formed the line. till that time warden had already distributed uniforms in peer pressure, very few uniforms were left, PAKKU was last in line just after me. I got the uniform but when it came to the PAKKU`S turn, he got only a peak cap, uniform stocks were ended. After collecting uniforms from the warden's office each one of us had started to click pics and started to upload on social media accounts with different stylish captions and quotes, We were started changing our DP.

After watching everyone's post PAKKU was also decided to click his pic and upload that on social media account. But on the name of uniform he had only a peak cap. He wore a green t-shirt, blue shorts, sleeper (with yellow&blue patches) in the foot, and a peak cap on his head. He came to me and asked "SUN N MERA PHOTO KHICH DEGA".I told him ok. we went to the balcony. And After watching a suitable background I clicked his pic and came to my room. I didn't observe his pic at that time. He also posted his pic on social media accounts with the caption "HOW AM I LOOKING"?

After observing his post in a peak cap with green t-shirts blue shorts and sleeper. I had commented on his WhatsApp status " BHAI TU CHU*** LG RHA HAI", AISA LG RHA MANO BARSATI MEDHAK KO KOI PEAK CAP PEHNA KR BALCONY ME CHHOR GYA HO. We all roommates started laughing and making fun of that. I took that pic because I thought, maybe he will crop the pic and post that but he posted that full pic. which was really funny.

PAKKU had an epic dressing sense. He wore uniforms differently. Whenever I saw him in uniform I started to smile. I started to observe him from head to toe, His peak cap makes a 15-degree angle with the horizontal, slightly tilted towards the right side. One of his shirt buttons right in front of his navel was always broken. Maybe due to continuous stress&strain applied by his football like Tummy on that button, it loses its elasticity and it breaks regularly. His paints were never cleaned. he took advantage of the black color of the paint. He always wore shoes without shocks with half heel out from his shoes.

PAKKU took bath once in a week, he never arranged his clothes and books.

We all roommates were really upset and angry about his messy lifestyle. And we were in the first semester at that time. there was some ragging also. and senior seeks reasons to punish us. if anyone of us is doing wrong they punish us all sometimes whole batch got punished by one person's fault.

One day, one of our super senior ANIL LADI(infamous for ragging or personality development, he was like CHHOTA DON of PARTNER movie) came to our room at night

. He saw PAKKU lying on his messy bed and reading a thermodynamics book and I and my roommates were talking on random lying on his bed.  ANIL LADI got angry. He took it as an insult

He screamed "UTH JA BH*SD*K*".

 PAKKU got surprised. He saw MR. LADI SIR. Wished him.

ANIL LADI ASKED:- kya padh rha tha? bh*sd*k*, Aur kaise rhta hai tu? E sab kya faila kr rkha hai?

 

PAKKU REPLIED:- thermodynamics (in a very low tone).

ANIL LADI :- Jor se bol bh*sd*k. muh me L**** fsa rkha hai kya? kya padh rha tha thermodynamics me?

PAKKU:- Second law of thermodynamics (in a moderate tone now)

ANIL LADI:- Bh*sd*K* , padh k chand pe jayega kya?

PAKKU:- No sir( in almost weeping like tone)

After hearing this, I & my roommates started laughing, ANIL LADI got angrier.

He called the batch captain and told him that everyone to report at HAWELI(seniors hostel).

 

At that time we were allowed to enter HAWELI, only in half paint with t-shirt tuck in and sports shoes with shocks.

We all batchmates reached HAWELI with abusing PAKKU on the whole way.

SOMEONE SAID:- BEHN***D tere karan aaj sblogo ko punishment milegi, CHU** YE rhne ka , kapre pahnane ka dhang nhi hai kya tjhe , nahata kyu nhi hai tu BH*S*D*K....

Almost each one of us abused PAKKU in their own creative style until we reached HAWELI.

And PAKKU was responding like " chup n re S*L*, apna kam kr n. He was responding the same as our ruling party is responding on increasing corona cases and our BIHAR government is responding on the flood situation.

Anyhow, we reached HAWELI. we gathered in a room. ANIL LADI with some of our seniors and super seniors came into the room and every door and glass windows of that room were told to close.  we were told to introduce ourselves to our seniors in the English Language with a loud and clear voice.we all introduced ourselves but when it came to PAKKU`S turn one of our seniors(ANUBHAV BHARTI) noticed that PAKKU was in a full t-shirt and trouser with sleeper in his foot. He shouted with anger MAD***CH** tjhe pta nhi hai kya , kya pahan kr idhar aana hai, E kya pahan rkha hai tu?Tera half paint,shorts kidhar hai?

PAKKU REPLIED:- SIR MAIN KAPDE FINCH DIA HU(almost in weeping sound again)

 

One of the seniors(ROHIT SANDHU) saw that there was a phone in his pocket, he told PAKKU to give that to him. PAKKU`s phone was not locked. 

after taking that phone MR. SANDHU started to read his youtube recent searches loudly?

Searches were:- MONALISA HOT BHOJPURI SONGS, KAJAL RAGHWANI HOT VIDEOS, AKSHARA SINGH ITEM SONGS,...

after hearing these all,

this time the whole batch started laughing again, again seniors took it as disrespect. 

and this time the whole batch was punished.

On that day, I knew how it feels when you do 100 pushups, 500 situps, unlimited frog jump, and lots of physical activity. We were punished so much on that day, that the glass of windows was also started sweating. if you read thermodynamics thoroughly then only you can understand why was the glass of windows sweating? 

After taking the punishment we came to our room and conducted the general meeting and without any objection SUMEL KUMAR became PAKKU.

After the whole night of punishment, we slept the whole day, during our lectures too.

Sometimes I felt that PAKKU was an ORPHAN. He was not  phone called by any of their mom or dad for months and sometimes for the whole semester. Only his sister used to call him once in a month. and she was like "KA RE BANDARWA KYA HAL HAI?.

PAKKU  got irritated but he never got angry with her sister. There was a short love story behind it. PAKKU was good in physics, whenever he went to his sister's home he used to teach PHYSICS to his sister in law. And after teaching gravitational force, magnetic field, coulombs law, Lenz law, etc PAKKU fallen in love with his sister in law. 

Every time during vacation, he preferred to go to his sister's home but not at his father's house. They were started to develop their own field of attraction. They were started promising each other to live like electron & proton,& become stable family. But happiness is not permanent, its the universal fact.

One day PAKKU sister's knew everything about their love story, then the PAKKU was not allowed to enter his sister's home. And that girl broken up with PAKKU in family pressure and after that incident, from hot Bhojpuri songs, PAKKU shifted onto ALTAF RAJA songs.

PAKKU is the type of guy who never gave a party to anyone, he never paid the bills. Whenever we went with him for a night out or for dinner, when it came to paying the bill he used to say "TU DE DE N RE SALA". "MAI AGLI BAR DE DUNGA".

And that "AGLI BAR" don't come yet. Why he did so there was a reason behind it. 

PAKKU'S FATHER was a professor, a lawyer, and an environmental activist. He filed a case to his colleges V.C. for cutting a dead tree of his college campus in 2006. And our judicial system is that much fast that the court didn't give their final verdict till now, who was wrong? Who was right? the case is still going on. 

V.C got angry and he stopped his father's salary by telling that case to one of his political friends. From 2008 to 2020, till now his father didn't get his salary. He is not ready to compromise that dead tree case till now. His family is run by his IITIAN brother's income.

From first year(2015)  till last year (2019), each time whenever we told PAKKU to pay the bills he said " AVI TU LOG DE DE N ,MERE PAPA KI COMBINED SALARY 40LAKH ,IS MONTH ME COURT K FAISLE K BAD AANEWALA HAI, TAB MAI PARTY DE DUNGA.

We were hearing that from the first year. NA HI KOI COURT KA FAISLA AAYA ,NA HI PAKKU K PAPA KI SALARY. 

On final year just after passing out ceremony, one of my friends (HRITIK RAJ GUPTA) told PAKKU " AB TO PARTY DE DE BHO**D*K, AB TK TO TERE PAPA KI COMBINED SALARY 1CRORE TK HO GYA HOGA. Everyone started to smile.

One day our director sir called us regarding placement. We went there And director started to ask everyone to their dream company, each one of us replied about that and when it comes to PAKKU`S turn, On holding his Breathe& controlling his tummy to popping out &after lots of thinking and stressing on his mind  PAKKU replied  "SCI". Everyone out there including the director was started to laugh

because SCI was a very low salary given company. And it was the history that Only in forcedness anyone joined SCI, not by their own willings. And the director was responding like, IS COMPANY KA CEO TO MERA EK DOST HAI, IS COMPANY KA CEO TO MERA EK BHAI HAI, IS COMPANY KA CEO TO MERA BAAP HAI, IN SB COMPANY ME HO JAYEGA TUMLOGO KA. He was making false promises. Later we realized that " DIRECTOR HUMLOGO KO BAS CHU**IYA BNA RHA THA, O HAMARA  ....... KAT RHA  THA.

After the first year, we realized that ANIL LADI was a nice guy too.

 

Anyhow, we all passed out from college. PAKKU is preparing for IAS now and he is working on his six-pack abs also. 

Now he is on the way of " THUKRA K MERA PYAR MERA INTEQAAM DEKHEGI".

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